Let's Talk
Before you hit that send button remember that I am human, I have feelings, I make mistakes, it's okay to be different, you (probably) don't know me (if you do text me, don't do this - it's weird) and MAKE IT NICE.
You Got Shit
To Say?
I LOVE YOU
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Get in touch with ME!
There is a contact form below, and you can use that to send me whatever thoughts you got up in those mind grapes. You got facts? I want to hear them. You got a song? I want to hear it. Did you record it in your closet? I EXTRA want to hear it. Do you have a secret? I can’t keep it, so send it to POST SECRET instead. Do you have a scam or scheme or something that will get me arrested? I probably want to know but also I DO NOT. NO THANK YOU.
Do you have ideas you want to share? Do you want to collaborate? Do you want to gossip about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? I do. Punch that send button after you punch all those keys to type your message – you know how it works, probably.
I look forward to hearing from (most of) you.