Welcome to uncouth heathen.

I started this website in 2007, thinking it would be a useful creative outlet for my ramblings, which it has been and continues to be.

I expanded my empire by opening an Etsy shop called uncouth stitches, where I embroider filthy sayings beside pastoral imagery.

I continue to consider ways to grow my presence in life and online, and this is the place to check in and see how that’s going. ┬áSo, welcome…to my neurosis.