Dear God

Please help me not to murder this dog for sinking his razor teeth into my toes and thinking that my yelling in pain and screaming “NO BITE! NO BITE! NO! NO! OH MY GOD THAT HURTS SO BAD! NO!” means bite harder and more ferociously because this is such a fun game. Also, can you [&hellip

I should just...

That title would be funnier if I’d managed to write anything in the last six months that was worth reading. Sorry babies, Mama’s having a bit of a dry spell, like that one time from 1991-1999, only worse. Have no fear, my ladies and gentlemen! I have several ideas for you to point your cervix [&hellip