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NaBloPoMo, caption contest, tiny »

[9 Nov 2009 | 3 Comments | 287 views]

Look at this, I’ve already lost this whole NaBloPoMo thing.  I didn’t even make it a week.  That’s okay, though.  I won’t beat myself up about it.  I decided that this year I was not going to post things that were just filler because I felt like I had to do something.  It felt cheap to me and I don’t want to cheapen your experience as a reader of this fine, high-quality establishment.  So I took a few days off to dome things like go to Target to check out …

NaBloPoMo, tiny »

[10 Nov 2008 | 3 Comments | 57 views]

I’ve had a restful day today. In fact, I got out of bed this afternoon and made some macaroni and cheese for lunch. It was exhausting, but delicious!
Later this week I’m going to leave the house and test my energy and strength by going to Target. If I spend more money than I planned and/or should, then I consider myself recovered!
I’m hoping to resume better, more substantive posting later this week. Thanks for hanging in there.

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[27 Jan 2008 | No Comment | 326 views]

I’ve been browsing around at Amazon.com Grocery section. I clicked on the Top Sellers option and was given several pages of coffee and diapers. It seems pretty clear that either someone is trying to prepare for a massive Lisa Nowak-style attack or there are a lot of tired parents who are unable to make it to the store for more diapers.
I found Janie’s favorite gluten-free cereal in a pack of six, though, and I’m thinking of ordering it up for her. This means that I …

Holidailies, Janie, daily »

[19 Dec 2007 | 2 Comments | 47 views]

Costco and Target are two stores I shouldn’t be allowed in. They are like a black hole for my money, where it gets sucked in, never to be seen again. Target has so many things. Things I don’t need but things that I might need, like that nut roaster. Long ago, before Ellen DeGeneres was Ellen, before Yep, I’m Gay and before you were born, she was a stand-up comedian. She put out a CD titled “Taste This” and there was a bit about looking in …