Did you eat all the chocolate?
No, you did.
I did not.
Yes, you did. I only ate the peanut butter cups and you ate all the rest of it.
That’s a lie.
No, it’s not. And you know what? That ice cream, all the ice cream that’s left is mine.
Oh yeah?
Yeah. Any anything else in there, anything else you can put in your mouth is mine now. Hands off.
(silence)
And all the money to buy anything that you could put into your mouth is mine, too.

Many people are finding this website by searching for Oprah’s 21 Day Cleanse and ideas for what to eat while slowly dying from headaches, thirst and that insatiable hunger for cheese sandwiches. I’m going to be honest and say that Janie and I ate too much hummus. By too much I mean that if we weren’t supplementing it with only fruit and water, we’d probably be more embarrassed about those empty tubs from Costco littering all the rooms of our house. We’re very Ancient Rome, that way, …

It’s so nice to have the freedom to eat things.
I spent most of Saturday thinking about all the things I was going to put into my mouth on Sunday morning. I’ve taken up a lot of time in the last week thinking out loud about all the dirty little morsels that I was going to wrap my lips around and Janie was getting tired of hearing it so, just for her, I only thought about it in my head so she wouldn’t have to hear me talk about how …

When I was growing up, my dad was the one who made most of our meals and did the grocery shopping and since I spent a lot of time with him I learned many things about proper produce selection and cooking. My sister and mom had a closer relationship back then, than my mom and I, made possible by their mutual love of shopping and more shopping. My mom found it frustrating to take me along because, when I was young I’d yell “Come find me!” and take …

A few weeks ago I caught an episode of that ass-face Bobby Flay’s show Throwdown. Ordinarily I would have flipped right on through, but they were battling over cupcakes and if there is something I might like as much as donuts, it’s cupcakes. Bobby battled Terri Wahl, owner/chef of Auntie Em’s Kitchen in LA. He made some sort of gingerbread mango cupcakes with some candied crap on top and his opponent made red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting.
First of all, does anyone else think it’s total …