(I started this weeks ago and intended to post it before Christmas but then I decided to go off my medication (more on that later) and then I got wrapped up in my Christmas craft projects and Christmas decorating and Christmas shopping and Christmas house cleaning and unmedicated Christmas insanity!  So obviously we’re a little belated in the holiday gift guide arena, but you can just bookmark this shit for next year because, really, if you think about it…I’m just ahead of the game now.  I’m posting it 11.5 months …

It’s December!  What that means is that I have my Christmas tunes in heavy rotation and GOD DAMN do I love a good medley of carols.  I’m working hard on my annual Christmas mix CD, a gift I hand out to all my favorite peoples.  If you don’t get one then you don’t matter.  That’s what it’s going to be titled this year. It was either that or Fuck You, Whore!  But it’s the holidays and I don’t think my mom would appreciate getting anything with that written across it …