Every once and again comes a product that, upon first glance, I imagine is a joke and then it turns out to be quite real. This is one of those moments. When I look at the cover of this book, I can’t help but think about how much Janie loves flan. Not this flan, though. No, not this one.

from the book description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen …