Janie and I have been trying to save money for the past several months. We spent all of our liquid assets during our recent road trip, doling out the lettuce for necessities like gas, snacks, hotel rooms, hookers and booze. We’ve stopped eating out (not really – but we talk a lot about it), buying useless things (like vegetables) and have skimped on birthday and anniversary gifts (everyone gets a single bite from a chocolate bar that I wrap and re-wrap…). With all this saving, we have amassed a …