In Plato’s Symposium, Aristophanes told the story of the origin of love.  According to the speech:
Long ago humans were of three sexes.  Those of the sun were male-male beings stuck back to back.  Those of the earth were female-female beings stuck back to back.  Those of the moon were male-female beings stuck back to back.  They each had two heads with two faces, four arms and four legs.  At one point they tried to scale the heavens and attack the gods.  The gods feared their strength and debated whether or …

1. Do not make it more complicated than it has to be.  By this I mean DO NOT MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED.
2. When you chip out those tiles in the bathroom shower stall, don’t wait two years to fix it because when you get divorced and you have to sell your home it will only make it more stressful to deal with these kinds of repairs and by stressful, I mean expensive and by expensive, I mean it will cost more money than you have and it will MAKE THINGS …

Ending a relationship is the most insanely complicated experience I can ever imagine.  I work in a law office and there are an abundance of rules and regulations and codes and laws to weave through and yet it is still less complicated than finding your way through the end of a long-term relationship.  Seriously.  This is a bullshit.
First things first.  Janie and I are doing really well, all things considered.  We’re broken and sad and lost but managing to find our way through to something good.  We’re getting along.  We’re …

I’m on a tear, people.  I’m deleting the shit out of every superfluous thing in my life.  Facebook (temporarily), Anonymous blogs (OH, YOU DIDN’T KNOW?  HAHAHA…well, too bad.  DELETED!), furniture, emails, photos, Tumblr blogs, therapy! cats!, Anonymous twitter accounts (OH, YOU DIDN’T KNOW?  HAHAHA…well, too bad.  DELETED!), text messages, music and people I don’t like.  Are you one of them?  MAYBE (probably not)!
I’ve contemplated deleting this blog.  Over and over and over and over…and over.  Not today, though.  No.  I’m going to take some time to get my head on …

( Thanks, Jennifer :* )