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[15 Oct 2009 | 5 Comments | 517 views]

Integration with Household Pets and Other Animals

For those of you with feline friends, you should know that puppies are ridiculously uncoordinated and wiggly, but still manage to make cats believe they can and will murder them. We have three (very bad) cats, as I have mentioned before. Gus loves them and he looks forward to one day curling up with them to sleep and cuddle and talk about the best places to sit to block our view of the television when we are trying to watch who just …

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overheard »

[12 Oct 2009 | One Comment | 241 views]

I think there is a chemical leak in Linsey’s building. Someone should call 911.

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overheard »

[9 Oct 2009 | 2 Comments | 182 views]

If I tell you to run someone over, you mow them down.  No questions.  Just do it.

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daily, history lesson, religion »

[8 Oct 2009 | 3 Comments | 262 views]

Or, “Look, if it’s about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!”1
In April I posted Part I of Armageddon, a Tutorial.  Well, here we are in September October and I guess it’s time for Part II. We left off just before *TOOT! TOOT! TOOT!* The Trumpet Judgments:
You might think that someone like me, a heathen, wouldn’t know much about this subject, but surprise!   I played the trumpet for three years back in grade school – a CATHOLIC GRADE …

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video »

[3 Oct 2009 | 4 Comments | 305 views]

My favorite part is at 2:28 which duplicates exactly how I fight: dirty and hard.

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