So here’s a video of a domesticated squirrel that I absolutely want to steal.

In other news:
Did any of you hear about that guy who, while diving in Australia, was stung by a tiny jellyfish no bigger than a peanut and was rushed to intensive care?  He was wearing a special wetsuit meant to keep the skin from contact with the venomous jellyfish known to be abundant during Australian summers.  The suits cover everything but the head, feet and hands.  So this dude dives into the water face-first, right into the …

Shit is going down in the world, people. Shit is going down. There are so many worthwhile headlines to discuss that I can’t keep them straight. Let me see if I can break it down for you:
Iran is in shambles. The people want freedom! And what do they get? 16 men with beards sitting around a conference table talking about God’s will and how Ahmadinejad won that election fair and square, especially if fair and square means we totally cheated and rigged that shit. …