Well, NaBloPoMo was a rousing failure but I’m still here and I’m going to talk about Portland, crabs, ants and my armpit.
My armpit hurts, you guys.  It feels like it is going to just fall right out from between my arm and whatever the rest of that junk is called – my body, I guess. Pray for me…that my pit will remain and the soreness is not some awful form of cancer wished upon me by my enemies.
On Sunday I returned from a small vacation spent down in Portland with …

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( Thanks, Jennifer :* )