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[21 May 2010 | 4 Comments | 340 views]

A Dream Lies Dead
A dream lies dead here. May you softly go
Before this place, and turn away your eyes,
Nor seek to know the look of that which dies
Importuning Life for life. Walk not in woe,
But, for a little, let your step be slow.
And, of your mercy, be not sweetly wise
With words of hope and Spring and tenderer skies.
A dream lies dead; and this all mourners know:
Whenever one drifted petal leaves the tree-
Though white of bloom as it had been before
And proudly waitful of fecundity-
One little loveliness can be no more;
And …

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[23 Mar 2010 | 7 Comments | 273 views]

God, you guys.  it’s 315am on Tuesday and I’ve been sitting in here for days trying to write.  I mean, I have literally not left this room. Janie thinks I go to work but really I just hide under the desk until she goes away and then I’m back here staring at the screen, waiting for something to show up.  I guess I expect this blog to write itself now.  I’m getting really hungry and I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t have peed in the cat litter boxes, but I can’t …

hot tips, tiny »

[4 Mar 2010 | One Comment | 240 views]
How to be a gangster: a Facebook tutorial

Further suggestions welcome in the comments…

books, homeownersexual, tiny »

[16 Feb 2010 | 2 Comments | 275 views]

Do you know how much it costs to have RotoRooter come to your house on a Monday night to spend 20 minutes snaking your sink?  $266 American dollar bills. Pipes and plumbing and water are so dumb. Why can’t we go back to a simpler time when people would get their water from a well or a river or whatever and maybe contract dysentery but never have to deal with plumbers who charge outrageous amounts of money.  Also, money is dumb.  I think we need to just barter and trade …

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[1 Jan 2010 | 2 Comments | 405 views]

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Posting will resume tomorrow.  Happy 2010 to everyone.  2009 was a real bullshit, but I have a good feeling about 2010.  We’re gonna really work it this year, friends.