I’m upgrading my WordPress files which involve secret inside behind the scenes things that I sometimes get confused about. I’ve backed everything up so if things disappear around here or get completely screwy, just know that I’ll be back eventually, in one way or another. It’s never gone awry in the past but there is always a first time for everything. Let’s see how this goes…
 
UPDATE:  SUCCESS!
UPDATE 2: I’ll be working on a new design theme over the next few weeks so if you come over and find that things …

I can’t stop watching television.
Specifically, I can’t stop watching HGTV.
More specifically, there is a House Hunters International marathon on and Valerie and I can’t turn it off.
We’re sitting in bed, FULLY CLOTHED and NOT TOUCHING, watching television and eating tiny oranges.
She’s yelling at the guy looking for a home in Tokyo because he asks stupid questions.  She just called him a fucking idiot and said she wants to poke him in the eye.
Now there’s a cranberry commercial talking about urinary tract infections.
THIS IS THE LIFE.
Tomorrow we discuss Las Vegas.  Probably.  …

Tonight I spent the evening whacking balls at the driving range with my friends Kim and Jill, giving myself a fat blister on my finger and possibly giving myself some crazy new form of sudden onset arthritis because that’s how I roll.  Now It’s 1145pm and I’m running out of time.  I was going to tell you all about my super fun trip to Las Vegas in September with Valerie where we swam, ate, shopped, gambled, walked and took a late night trip to the ER.  I guess it’ll have …

I had more ideas for writing today.  I’m going to have to do better at making time every day to sit and write something worthwhile.  Also, I just got sucked into some show on HGTV called Property Brothers and I can’t talk right now because this bitchy couple is making me nuts and I need to yell at the TV for a little while.  More effort and better planning tomorrow.
Peace out.

After discussing the future of uncouth heathen with several people, I’ve decided to keep going.  I’ve always loved having this place to write and get to know some of the people who come here to read what I have to say.  How can I abandon something that led me to my best friend and several other good people I’ve come to know and love?  It may take me a bit of time to get going again, but I hope to really kick things off by participating in National Blog Posting …