July 29 2008
Did you eat all the chocolate?
No, you did.
I did not.
Yes, you did. I only ate the peanut butter cups and you ate all the rest of it.
That’s a lie.
No, it’s not. And you know what? That ice cream, all the ice cream that’s left is mine.
Oh yeah?
Yeah. Any anything else in [...]
July 14 2008
You go ahead and watch John and Kate Plus 8. I’ll just lay on the floor behind the couch and cry.
July 3 2008
For a straight girl, she sure liked touching and rubbing her friend’s ass a whole lot.
June 29 2008
There’s something cold and wet there. Is it poop?
No.
Is it cheese?
No…it’s a tomato.
May 28 2008
after watching a PSA on STDs.
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I think I have Janierrhea.
And I have Linseys.



