uncouth heathen » overheard http://uncouthheathen.com too bad you're a whore Tue, 22 May 2012 17:04:10 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Overheard in the kitchen http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/11/19/overheard-in-the-kitchen-2/ http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/11/19/overheard-in-the-kitchen-2/#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:51:56 +0000 heathen http://uncouthheathen.com/?p=3405 We were talking about emergency kits and she mentioned it would be a good idea to have cash on hand in case you couldn’t get money from a bank.

Yes, that’s a good idea, to have a couple hundred dollars.  If you can’t do that, then make sure you have a gun so you can go and get some when you need it.

]]> http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/11/19/overheard-in-the-kitchen-2/feed/ 0 Recieved in reply to my recent family-wide email http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/10/12/recieved-in-reply-to-my-family-wide-email/ http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/10/12/recieved-in-reply-to-my-family-wide-email/#comments Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:50:36 +0000 heathen http://uncouthheathen.com/?p=2556 I think there is a chemical leak in Linsey’s building. Someone should call 911.

]]> http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/10/12/recieved-in-reply-to-my-family-wide-email/feed/ 1 Overheard in the car http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/10/09/overheard-in-the-car-12/ http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/10/09/overheard-in-the-car-12/#comments Sat, 10 Oct 2009 04:55:47 +0000 heathen http://uncouthheathen.com/?p=2549 If I tell you to run someone over, you mow them down.  No questions.  Just do it.

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Right.

What?

Nothing.

What? What’s wrong. He’s fine!

I’m sure he’s fine. I just think he’s lost some of his zest for life.

He hasn’t lost his zest for life at all! He’s right here, trying to eat cat poop out of the litter box even though I just took him away from it into another room and he came right back. He still has his zest for life! And a zest for poop. Gus has not lost his zest for poop, that’s for sure.

]]> http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/09/21/overheard-on-the-phone/feed/ 2 Overheard on the way to the fair http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/08/31/overheard-on-the-way-to-the-fair/ http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/08/31/overheard-on-the-way-to-the-fair/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:59:32 +0000 heathen http://uncouthheathen.com/?p=2358 If you could be an entertainer of some sort, like a vocal entertainer – pop, rock, R&B -  which would you choose?

I wouldn’t want to be a singer.

You wouldn’t?  Well, maybe you should be a rapper.

You think so?

You could be all, “Yo yo yo!”

Is that how you would rap? “Yo yo yo?”

Yeah.

Okay, right.  Well, maybe I would be a dancer.

Like a hip hop dancer?

Yeah.

You could be like K-Fed, you know, pop and lock…

Do you even know what that means?

No, I do not.

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