We were talking about emergency kits and she mentioned it would be a good idea to have cash on hand in case you couldn’t get money from a bank.
Yes, that’s a good idea, to have a couple hundred dollars.  If you can’t do that, then make sure you have a gun so you can go and get some when you need it.

I think there is a chemical leak in Linsey’s building. Someone should call 911.

If I tell you to run someone over, you mow them down.  No questions.  Just do it.

Gus had a good walk today. Now when he sees other dogs he doesn’t – GUS DON’T EAT POOP! – he doesn’t freak out about wanting to see them. He’s trying to eat cat poop. Anyway, he wants to see them, but if they aren’t interested or something he just goes on his way.
Right.
What?
Nothing.
What? What’s wrong. He’s fine!
I’m sure he’s fine. I just think he’s lost some of his zest for life.
He hasn’t lost his zest for life at all! He’s right here, …

If you could be an entertainer of some sort, like a vocal entertainer – pop, rock, R&B -  which would you choose?
I wouldn’t want to be a singer.
You wouldn’t?  Well, maybe you should be a rapper.
You think so?
You could be all, “Yo yo yo!”
Is that how you would rap? “Yo yo yo?”
Yeah.
Okay, right.  Well, maybe I would be a dancer.
Like a hip hop dancer?
Yeah.
You could be like K-Fed, you know, pop and lock…
Do you even know what that means?
No, I do not.