September 18 2008

Dear Senator Obama

Hi there.
I know you might still be sore at me for attempting to caucus for Hillary a few months back, but I was weak. I wanted a woman in the White House! But now that I see what kind of undereducated, inexperienced, crazy-talking Evangelican Christian woman the Republicans are trying to back door [...]



09/18/2008 | daily - open letter | Trackback | 3 Comments »

July 27 2008

Dear Asshole Neighbor

Maybe you could try your hardest to be a decent neighbor and you and your little bitch friends could maybe shut the fuck up so that the rest of the neighborhood could get some sleep. I’ve been pretty kind over the weeks, putting up with a constant chorus of “Ooooooooohhhh” coming from your windows [...]



07/27/2008 | daily - open letter | Trackback | 4 Comments »

July 11 2008

Dear Dr. Phil

I was reading your column in the June 2008 issue of Oprah magazine. To be clear, this magazine is not mine, we have a subscription at my office and when I’ve read all the People magazines we have in the reception area, I grab Oprah out of desperation.
In this recent column, you suggested that [...]



07/11/2008 | daily - open letter | Trackback | 1 Comment »

April 4 2008

Dear Robin-O

It has been some time since I’ve written you back and so I thought I’d post my response here, on the Internet, for all to see my shame at being a terrible corresponder. My friend Kristiina called me on Valentine’s Day and I promised to call her back. I’m still planning on it. [...]



04/04/2008 | daily - kitties - open letter | Trackback | 8 Comments »

February 20 2008

To the assistant at my allergist’s office

While you were preparing to draw blood for that allergy test, I should have known. It should have been obvious when you started to explain your “one prick” rule whereby you give yourself one chance to do it right, or find someone else who can. If not that, I should definitely have started [...]



02/20/2008 | daily - open letter | Trackback | 3 Comments »

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