Every once and again I email myself or bookmark a link that I want to revisit and I forget about it for a long time, sometimes for several years. I’m dumping some of those along with some fresher ones. These are for both you and me:
Fiji Water: Spin the Bottle: Anna Lenzer shares her investigation of Fiji Water over at Mother Jones. Cool, clean, delicious corruption.
Nearly every piece of US paper currency is covered in cocaine! And then there’s that  dollar bill my brother sprayed with mace …

That is a physical representation of what I’ve been writing for weeks now.  Everything I write I end up hating.  HATING.  Gross, like a smelly mixture old garbage and JOOP! cologne.
Also, I hate the Internet.  Seriously.  I feel so judgey about how some people who are “popular bloggers” became such because, you know what, you can’t write for shit, Perez Hilton.  YOU. CAN’T. WRITE.  Also, you’re a bad dresser and your hair is stupid.
I’m trying not to be a hater, but sometimes it’s too hard.  Too much to ask.  Also, …

That title would be funnier if I’d managed to write anything in the last six months that was worth reading. Sorry babies, Mama’s having a bit of a dry spell, like that one time from 1991-1999, only worse.
Have no fear, my ladies and gentlemen! I have several ideas for you to point your cervix at and click.
If you read Bake and Shake (if you don’t, and you won’t consider clicking on that link, I don’t want to know you because you probably hate kitties, puppies and babies, too …

If you can manage, watch it (sorry folks, broken link here.  too bad for you) through to the end.  This is A+ ranting.
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I feel bad for the astronauts trying to “work out the kinks in the urine machine.“