2.7.9
When Lady Gay A says to Lady Gay B that being a sexpert is difficult because they are always thinking about how to spice things up in the bedroom, Lady Gay A shall not reply sarcastically that it is a good thing Lady Gay B is not a sexpert. In addition, Lady Gay B shall not laugh out loud repeatedly after Lady Gay A expresses her upset and insists that Lady Gay B admit Lady Gay A is a sexual sensation. If Lady Gay B keeps it up, Lady …

You know, just as I was starting to get used to the fact that Meredith Baxter no longer goes by Meredith Baxter Birney, here she comes with all her short hair and look alike gay lover and I’m sorry, but it’s too soon for me. I can’t be expected to go from Meredith Baxter Birney, mother to Alex, Jennifer and Mallory and that other kid to Meredith Baxter, lady gay. It’s too much too soon. But you know what I do enjoy? I love it …

Thou shalt not leave thy stereo faceplate under the front seat of the car when thy partner has repeatedly asked you not to. Also, thou shalt properly secure thy Club to the steering wheel to deter neighborhood vandals from attempting to steal thy car, rather than leaving it in thy back seat.
Thank you. :*

If Linsey tells Janie not to put wet things on the wood furniture because it might damage it, Janie shouldn’t take it personally, like Linsey is really trying to say “Stop ruining everything we have with your wet towels and your cat that pees all over the place” because, really, Linsey was just sayin’.
Linsey wasn’t looking to debate the circumstances in which the towel was originally taken from the shelf in the closet or who used it to wipe their face after five hours of yard work on Saturday afternoon …

A while back I started a blog on Blogger (a Blogger blog?) called “Lady Gay.” The term lady gay is what I have often used to refer to my partner, Janie. It just suits her. My “Lady Gay” blog wasn’t really about Janie – it was a sort of blog about lesbian relationships or, in reality, our relationship. And by our relationship, I mean the parts of it that make staying together seem only slightly more appealing than letting a rat nibble at my eyeballs.I …