Overheard in the Office

Oh, oops! I touched your anus. Sorry ’bout that… I’m really sorry about that.

08/02/2008 | kitties - overheard | Trackback | No Comments »

April 11 2008

Meet Carson

Carson is Harlow’s sister. She is affectionately known as Carson Carson or Missy Miss. She looks like she swallowed a basketball and sounds like she is on a regular diet of Marlboro reds and cheap whiskey. She is always hungry and always thirsty, but she doesn’t want anything other than her special diet [...]

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April 4 2008

Dear Robin-O

It has been some time since I’ve written you back and so I thought I’d post my response here, on the Internet, for all to see my shame at being a terrible corresponder. My friend Kristiina called me on Valentine’s Day and I promised to call her back. I’m still planning on it. [...]

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April 2 2008

Briefly

Our cat Carson mysteriously contracted worms. She doesn’t eat rodents, doesn’t have fleas and never goes outside or has physical contact with animals who do, so it’s a mystery as to where she got them. Super-fun! But not as fun as trying to find a way to deliver three pills worth of medication [...]

04/02/2008 | kitties - tiny | Trackback | 3 Comments »