November 30 2008

Deadline

Janie and I have taken on a large project with a tight deadline.  We’re painting our bedroom, which also has a dressing area and two closets that need painting.  In addition, we’re replacing a sink and vanity.  That sounds easy enough, but again, those fuckers from whom we bough this condo were incredibly bad at [...]



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September 29 2008

Hot Tips: Tile Removal

Now that I am experienced in removing massive quantities of small tiles from a shower, I feel compelled to offer tips to the next unsuspecting fool who believes a project of this nature will be a piece of cake.

1. Wear shoes
Granted, this should be completely obvious when you have tiny shards of tile crumbling to [...]



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September 22 2008

Renovations

It’s clear to me now, after only 20 minutes of actual work, that I’ve bitten off more than I can chew in some respects.  We’re renovating our bedroom/master bathroom.
You see, those cocksuckers who sold this place to us two years ago decided to do a lot of construction themselves when they updated.  This would have [...]



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March 28 2008

Do Not Leave Your Wife Unattended

Earlier this week we had our homeowners association annual meeting, the second since we moved in to our condo. Janie was working late so I was forced to attend solo. We met in the pool house and members from the other units made it safely across the parking lot where there seemed to [...]



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February 21 2008

Across the universe

Janie and I have been sharing a full size bed for the length of our relationship. For six long years we’ve positioned our bodies in unnatural poses around three sleeping cats whose only responses to prodding to move are to growl. We’ve spent most of the years pressed tightly together like peas in [...]



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