Apparently the world’s oldest recorded joke, courtesy of the Sumerians, goes something like this:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
It’s good to know that humanity hasn’t strayed far from it’s roots with jokes about poop and dicks and butts. I feel so relived knowing that all the men in my family are merely staying true to their ancient heritage. Those ancient Sumerians would be so proud knowing that voluminous jokes about shit have carried on…and on…and on…and on.
I never …