Confidential to Janie

Oh snap, son!  YA BURNT! Though female centaurs, called Kentaurides, are not mentioned in early Greek literature and art, they do appear occasionally in later antiquity. A Macedonian mosaic of the C4th BC is one of the earliest examples of the Centauress in art. Ovid also mentions a centauress named Hylonome who committed suicide when [&hellip

Armageddon, A Tutorial...

Or, “Look, if it’s about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!”1 In April I posted Part I of Armageddon, a Tutorial.  Well, here we are in September October and I guess it’s time for Part II. We left off just before *TOOT! TOOT! [&hellip

Iran

“I will participate in the demonstrations tomorrow. Maybe they will turn violent. Maybe I will be one of the people who is going to get killed. I’m listening to all my favorite music. I even want to dance to a few songs. I always wanted to have very narrow eyebrows. Yes, maybe I will go [&hellip

Armageddon, A Tutorial...

Or, “Fuck, man. This is better than Disneyland!”1 I’ve been reading the Left Behind series and then I watched part of the History channel’s Armageddon week and I’m here to clear up any misconceptions you may have on the subject because I consider my Doomsday studies to be complete and myself at the forefront of [&hellip

Number 44

Text of President Barack Obama’s inaugural address: My fellow citizens: I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown [&hellip

Lies My Teacher...

Apparently the world’s oldest recorded joke, courtesy of the Sumerians, goes something like this: Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap. It’s good to know that humanity hasn’t strayed far from it’s roots with jokes about poop and dicks and butts. I feel so [&hellip