Because of Seattle’s SNOWMAGEDDON 2012, the weekend before last was the first  since August that Valerie and I have not been together which, in an ordinary relationship, is probably a welcome reprieve because GET OUT OF MY FACE!  That’s what Valerie will be saying to me one day when we live in the same state and sleep in the same house every night for forever.  And you know what I’ll say to her?  MAKE ME.  And then she will.
Gay on gay violence is real and it’s not okay.
It was really …

2.7.9
When Lady Gay A says to Lady Gay B that being a sexpert is difficult because they are always thinking about how to spice things up in the bedroom, Lady Gay A shall not reply sarcastically that it is a good thing Lady Gay B is not a sexpert. In addition, Lady Gay B shall not laugh out loud repeatedly after Lady Gay A expresses her upset and insists that Lady Gay B admit Lady Gay A is a sexual sensation. If Lady Gay B keeps it up, Lady …