Gus has a main lady in his life named Lucy, a chihuahua half his size who humps the holy hell out of him at every opportunity.

Lucy was born on March 25th, 2008 to her parents Blue Diamond and Henry.

Valerie says she is just like her mother in that she is both sweet and bossy, and while I’m sure she was talking about her biological mother, I’d say Lucy is also a lot like her people mother in that she is sweet and she doesn’t like it when you take her …

Oh, you guys. GOD DAMN. I hate painting. We’re getting the condo all ready to list and it’s paint paint paint all the time and in between we do yard work, cry because a) this is depressing or b)  one of us just had a giant glob of paint drip onto their eyeball, we move a 300 pound television down two flights of stairs and then purchase, paint and attempt to install new closet doors that end up being the wrong size and are non-returnable because we …

Ending a relationship is the most insanely complicated experience I can ever imagine.  I work in a law office and there are an abundance of rules and regulations and codes and laws to weave through and yet it is still less complicated than finding your way through the end of a long-term relationship.  Seriously.  This is a bullshit.
First things first.  Janie and I are doing really well, all things considered.  We’re broken and sad and lost but managing to find our way through to something good.  We’re getting along.  We’re …

Gussy celebrated Monica’s birthday early and hard.