Hello.
This is uncouth’s wife, known on this site as Janie or The Girl Who Doesn’t Bring Her Wife Take-out. That’s a lie, by the way. I brought her take-out just the other day, and do you know what? She didn’t eat it. Not a single bite. My lady does not like leftovers, so if I bring her take-out after she’s already eaten, forget it. I end up bringing it to work for my lunch the next day. So when she complains to you about this, Internet people, you tell …