by a Dixon Ticonderoga #2 Pencil

Do you remember the days when ballots and test forms were filled out with your old pal, #2? Don’t be gross, I’m talking pencils here! Well, that time has come and gone and most election offices around the nation have people filling their choices in with ballpoint pens, [...]



11/03/2008 | NaBloPoMo - daily - guest blogger | Trackback | 3 Comments »

by a Casio Keyboard

Last night I watched the second presidential debate between Barack Obama and John McCain. I know I’m not alone when I tell you that it was a bit of a snoozer. There were the same old canned responses and jabs as we’ve seen in the preceding months, only with slightly [...]



10/08/2008 | daily - guest blogger | Trackback | 2 Comments »

by a Kitchenaid Hand Mixer

Oakland Raider’s leather-faced, septuagenarian owner Al Davis fired second-year coach Lane Kiffin, the youngest head coach in NFL history, after only four games.  A year’s worth of rumors were confirmed in a press conference held by Davis, who read a three-page statement under the bright light of a desk lamp.
What Davis [...]



09/30/2008 | daily - guest blogger | Trackback | 2 Comments »

Hello.
This is Uncouth’s wife, known on this site as Janie or The Girl Who Doesn’t Bring Her Wife Take-out. That’s a lie, by the way. I brought her take-out just the other day, and do you know what? She didn’t eat it. Not a single bite. My lady does not like leftovers, so if [...]



11/21/2007 | Janie - NaBloPoMo - guest blogger | Trackback | No Comments »

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