I have a new hobby.  It’s called Drinkin’.
A few days ago I was sitting at work and I had a craving for booze.  This is notable because I don’t usually drink unless Janie is diagnosed with a horrible disease or our friend Carrie updates her Facebook status with another cryptic message about feelings.
When I do decide to have a little something, it’s usually in the form of the sweetest champagne or wine you can find – something so sweet that children would mistake it for juice.  Delicious, delicious juice.  My …

Several weeks back, I got a really nice email from Emily at Sound Bites, a company that makes hummus and chimichurri, and she suggested I come down to our local farmer’s market to check out their products.  Well, I love hummus and I had never tried chimichurri before but thought it sounded familiar.  Then I thought, hey man, aren’t those little animals that roll around in the dust to clean themselves?  Don’t they sell them at Petco?  But you know what, Internet, those are chinchillas.  Apparently chimichurri is something wholly …