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Also, I feel you should know, I have this exact same outfit in orange.

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An impartial panel of judges composed of my sister and brother-in-law will choose the winning caption.

The winning entry will be announced sometime on Friday, March 19.  They will have 48 hours to email me  – heathen (at) uncouthheathen (dot) com – their address to which I will send a Corn Dog T Shirt, personalized card and other assorted shit you don’t need.  …

(Chicago Tribune archive photo)

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An impartial panel of Judges named Mom and Dad will choose the winning caption, so you may want to reconsider calling this lady a whore.  Just sayin’.

The winning entry will be announced on Monday, February 22nd.  They will have 48 hours to email me  – heathen (at) uncouthheathen (dot) com – their address to which I will send a Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure, personalized card and a small plastic blow fish to hide in …

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Look at this, I’ve already lost this whole NaBloPoMo thing.  I didn’t even make it a week.  That’s okay, though.  I won’t beat myself up about it.  I decided that this year I was not going to post things that were just filler because I felt like I had to do something.  It felt cheap to me and I don’t want to cheapen your experience as a reader of this fine, high-quality establishment.  So I took a few days off to dome things like go to Target to check out …

One day we’ll have prizes, but for now you have the satisfaction in knowing you are clever if you can come up with a caption for this photograph:

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