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(Chicago Tribune archive photo)
PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES!
An impartial panel of Judges named Mom and Dad will choose the winning caption, so you may want to reconsider calling this lady a whore. Just sayin’.
The winning entry will be announced on Monday, February 22nd. They will have 48 hours to email me – heathen (at) uncouthheathen (dot) com – their address to which I will send a Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure, personalized card and a small plastic blow fish to hide in …
Look at this, I’ve already lost this whole NaBloPoMo thing. I didn’t even make it a week. That’s okay, though. I won’t beat myself up about it. I decided that this year I was not going to post things that were just filler because I felt like I had to do something. It felt cheap to me and I don’t want to cheapen your experience as a reader of this fine, high-quality establishment. So I took a few days off to dome things like go to Target to check out …
One day we’ll have prizes, but for now you have the satisfaction in knowing you are clever if you can come up with a caption for this photograph:
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