CAPTION CONTEST
17 February 2010
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(Chicago Tribune archive photo)
PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES!
An impartial panel of Judges named Mom and Dad will choose the winning caption, so you may want to reconsider calling this lady a whore. Just sayin’.
The winning entry will be announced on Monday, February 22nd. They will have 48 hours to email me – heathen (at) uncouthheathen (dot) com – their address to which I will send a Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure, personalized card and a small plastic blow fish to hide in your spouse’s/child’s/parent’s/roommate’s underwear drawer. Maybe some other things if I feel inspired.
If no one answers or the winner does not email me, I reserve the right to burn the prizes in a ritualistic fire of cleansing at the next full moon, after which I will slaughter my cats and make gloves out of their silky fur.
*** UPDATE: WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! ***
Ali submitted her entry via email and it read: “Janie never let her Celiac Disease stand in her way!” and after careful consideration by my parents, they decided that Ali is the winner. So, Ali, I will need your address in order to send you the Prize! Thanks for participating, all five of you. We’ll do this again sometime.
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bettysue wasn’t into the whole snorting/mainlining route with her cocaine. no, bettysue always the clever and scientific one created her own special way to get cocaine into her body.
can we enter more than once?
.-= leah´s last blog ..Be the Marriage PODCAST =-.
I don’t see why not!
Others in the family just ignored the alian attached to Irene’s head.
.-= dave1949´s last blog ..Lily The Pigeon. =-.
Nails painted. Hair done. Edna was ready for a night on the town.
With poor eyesight AND asthma, Margery was not scoring well on the dating scene.
.-= XUP´s last blog ..8 Mysteries of Womanhood =-.
did i win? i should totally win.
.-= leah´s last blog ..Creative Humans Magazine, Issue 1 =-.
Sorry, Leah. See the end of the post for the update with winner information. I just bought her prize today!
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please don’t steal
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All of it. Even that thing I wrote that time.
Even this: poop. poop. poop.
That's mine. I wrote it.
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