17 February 2010 1,166 views 7 Comments
PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES! PRIZES!
An impartial panel of Judges named Mom and Dad will choose the winning caption, so you may want to reconsider calling this lady a whore. Just sayin’.
The winning entry will be announced on Monday, February 22nd. They will have 48 hours to email me – heathen (at) uncouthheathen (dot) com – their address to which I will send a Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure, personalized card and a small plastic blow fish to hide in your spouse’s/child’s/parent’s/roommate’s underwear drawer. Maybe some other things if I feel inspired.
If no one answers or the winner does not email me, I reserve the right to burn the prizes in a ritualistic fire of cleansing at the next full moon, after which I will slaughter my cats and make gloves out of their silky fur.
*** UPDATE: WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! WINNER! ***
Ali submitted her entry via email and it read: “Janie never let her Celiac Disease stand in her way!” and after careful consideration by my parents, they decided that Ali is the winner. So, Ali, I will need your address in order to send you the Prize! Thanks for participating, all five of you. We’ll do this again sometime.