When Lady Gay A says to Lady Gay B that being a sexpert is difficult because they are always thinking about how to spice things up in the bedroom, Lady Gay A shall not reply sarcastically that it is a good thing Lady Gay B is not a sexpert. In addition, Lady Gay B shall not laugh out loud repeatedly after Lady Gay A expresses her upset and insists that Lady Gay B admit Lady Gay A is a sexual sensation. If Lady Gay B keeps it up, Lady Gay A has the right to take a lover. Just sayin’.
When Lady Gay B clips her scissor toenails, as a courtesy to Lady Gay A and the world as a whole, Lady Gay B should put the clippings directly into the garbage. The scissor toenails do not belong atop a piece of scrap paper on Lady Gay B’s nightstand, where an unsuspecting and good intentioned Lady Gay A will find them, but only after they have been scattered about the bed and floor in a frenzy of cleaning. Just sayin’.