Increasingly I’m noticing wine sold in what looks like oversized juice boxes, or somewhat like the containers of some brands of soy milk.

I think someone should start drinking from one during some boring employee meeting. Just stick in a big straw, and start slurping away. If anyone confronted you, you’d have plausible deniability. Not about being drunk, but about intending to get that way during the meeting.

“They tricked me with their fermented juice boxes!” It could work. Maybe even more than once, as there are a few varieties.

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And um, when I said I liked yarn animals? (previous comment) Not that one. The umbilical cord looks more voluminous than the head. That just ain’t right at all.