Look at this, I’ve already lost this whole NaBloPoMo thing.  I didn’t even make it a week.  That’s okay, though.  I won’t beat myself up about it.  I decided that this year I was not going to post things that were just filler because I felt like I had to do something.  It felt cheap to me and I don’t want to cheapen your experience as a reader of this fine, high-quality establishment.  So I took a few days off to dome things like go to Target to check out their remodel.  You know what gets me about stores that remodel?  They never leave anything in the same place.  The only thing I recognized as being in the same place as before, besides the  escalator, was the photo kiosk.  It took me 20 minutes to find the cat food and by then I’d forgotten what else I was really there for, so just to make it worthwhile I bought a toaster.

I saw this photo today and thought it would be quite appropriate for a caption contest because, why?  Why would Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston be wearing the same coat in the same place together?  Also, what are they looking at?  I don’t know.  You tell me. [via]

{updated}  Oh, also: Some guy in a Kentucky prison claims he is the father of the Gosselin and Octomom’s children. He wants them to live with him in jail because it’s secure. He also would like child support. He met Kate Gosselin at Long John Silvers over “octopuss.” He has naked photos of John Gosselin which prove he’s a woman on steroids.   His private parts would “scare the world.”  He claims celebrities are using his sperm to breed a world of his babies.

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