It is time again for me to update to the newest version of WordPress, which will involve moving some files around and possibly fucking everything up if I make a mistake. So in the next few days you may see some things, or you may see nothing at all, not even this post or, if all goes well, you won’t even notice and then I’ll come back here and tell you it was all a great success and we’ll sing songs and eat candy together to celebrate our good fortune.
Also, over the next several weeks I’ll be working on a redesign which will really only matter to me, I guess, because I bet most of you could give a shit. But hey, it makes me feel better about myself as a person. I like to change things up. Just ask Janie and she’ll tell you about how I keep moving our living room furniture around. Or ask my parents and they’ll tell you how I kept moving my torn-out Big Bopper photographs of Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul all around my bedroom walls when I was in the sixth grade. I feel uneasy when things remain the same for too long.
Anyhow, you’ll still get the same great sub-par content for the same low price.
So, if things start to look a little crazy from time to time, just know that I’m back there fiddling around and getting knee deep in some coding bullshit that I have no business messing with. With a lot of luck, it won’t be like any of those other times I tried to fiddle with things way beyond my fiddling ability. I’ll let you know when you can put your rosary away but until then, pray often and pray hard that I don’t snap and throw my computer out the office window because sometimes Gus poops out there and I’d hate to kill him mid-squat. But what a way to go.
In the name of the father, son and the holy spirit, Amen.