Snippets

I am deleting several abandoned posts that are very, very bad.  Just for poops and giggles, here are some snips:

Grow a beard and a pony tail.  It just seems like the right thing to do.

Items to have on hand: A Bible, good, Christian toys, a soothing mix of Christian songs and some Armor of God canine pajamas to keep him safe in the arms of the Lord as he spends his first night trapped in a small plastic box on your living room floor.

Digital technology can’t touch this hot fire.

Gus is growing so fast.  He how weighs just over 3 pounds.  He’s practically a teenager.  Soon he’ll be hooked on Phonics, shaving, Googling disturbing sex terms and spending a little too much time in the bathroom with the door locked and the faucet running.

I don’t know how to say this without hurting your feelings, but it’s really important that you know how fucking ugly your hair is with that bleached blond and brown roots business you have going on.

You are both incompetent and careless fucking shitface cocksucker shitbags. I hate you.

We will return to our regular programming momentarily.

6 Comments

  1. Elaine
    July 28, 2009

    Is the hair one aimed at the head chick on Gimme Sugar on Logo? Her hair scares me too. But I am just completely confused by that show in general.

    Is Truck Stop a real thing?

    Why do we have yet another completely unrepresentative group of lesbians on a show? Wasn’t L Word sufficient?

    What the hell is up with the spelling of Davonee’s girlfriend’s name and why isn’t she on meds?

    But my main question is about the head chick’s hair. I think I may be the only person who has ever watched Gimme Sugar tho (such a stupid name).

  2. heathen
    July 28, 2009

    I don’t think we get Logo – and so I haven’t seen that show, but it seems like something I would totally watch. If no one else watches it, then I’d probably love it.

  3. Elaine
    July 28, 2009

    Is unrepresentative a word? Did I mean misrepresentative?

  4. heathen
    July 29, 2009

    Adj. 1. unrepresentative – not exemplifying a class; “I soon tumbled to the fact that my weekends were atypical”; “behavior quite unrepresentative (or atypical) of the profession”

    atypical, untypical – not representative of a group, class, or type; “a group that is atypical of the target audience”; “a class of atypical mosses”; “atypical behavior is not the accepted type of response that we expect from children”

  5. Elaine
    July 29, 2009

    I feel better now. Thank you.

  6. heathen
    July 29, 2009

    my pleasure. 🙂

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