I am deleting several abandoned posts that are very, very bad. Just for poops and giggles, here are some snips:
Grow a beard and a pony tail. It just seems like the right thing to do.
Items to have on hand: A Bible, good, Christian toys, a soothing mix of Christian songs and some Armor of God canine pajamas to keep him safe in the arms of the Lord as he spends his first night trapped in a small plastic box on your living room floor.
Digital technology can’t touch this hot fire.
Gus is growing so fast. He how weighs just over 3 pounds. He’s practically a teenager. Soon he’ll be hooked on Phonics, shaving, Googling disturbing sex terms and spending a little too much time in the bathroom with the door locked and the faucet running.
I don’t know how to say this without hurting your feelings, but it’s really important that you know how fucking ugly your hair is with that bleached blond and brown roots business you have going on.
You are both incompetent and careless fucking shitface cocksucker shitbags. I hate you.
We will return to our regular programming momentarily.