Comments on: MGM Shithole

By: heathen

heathen — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:16:53 +0000

The only thing this will keep me from is the MGM. I LOVE Las Vegas. Love it. I would go every week, if Janie would let me. I will keep you in my Rolodex for the next trip, after I recoup my losses by working nonstop for the next three years.

By: Nancy from Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas

Nancy from Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:44:27 +0000

Wow! First of all, I hope that your experience at the MGM will keep you from our shores again. I’ve stayed at the MGM once and had a great experience, but I don’t think, for as good as it was, it balances out what happened to you.

Secondly, next time you need a place to crash, a restaurant recommendation, or (oh, what the hell) bail, call me. I’ll hook you up.My couch is awesome, I have a microwave, and my buddy Vitto knows people.

By: heathen

heathen — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:20:43 +0000

I politely declined the little sheets of naked ladies handed out on the street in Vegas. Also, I didn’t look for Tupac’s crime scene, either. Now that I think of it, this trip was SO BORING. Next time it’s all hookers and Tupac, baby.

By: leah

leah — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:05:03 +0000

i’m fairly certain the two times i’ve been to that place, i had nothing of the sort of excitement you gay ladies did. thank god.

you should write reviews for hotels and stuff b/c they are far funnier to read than the stuffy ones you read on the air-o-plane trip.

i hope those guards helping tanya aren’t parents b/c when you say one more time, you have to mean that shit.

i hope neither of you looked those wrist smackers in the eye on the streets trying to hand out porn b/c that could explain the bizarro situation you had. they hex you, those wrist smackers. ooh, did you farm out where tupac got shot?

By: heathen

heathen — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:17:39 +0000

I don’t even think I’d need a box in Vegas – I’ll just snuggle in on one of the street corners until sunrise.