Overheard in the car

Drugs and drinking will ruin people’s lives, Janie.

I know.

I mean, look at _____. One of the smartest people I ever knew and then she started drinking and then was addicted to drugs. She ruined her life.

Yeah.

Yeah. And where is she now? She’s dead.

She is not dead.

No, she isn’t. She’s in California.

10 Comments

  1. E's Mom
    June 10, 2009

    Whew! At first I thought you were talking about me…

  2. June 12, 2009

    I am in california. I think I know that woman. she’s, like, dead, right? I saw her on the bus this morning…

  3. heathen
    June 12, 2009

    How can you be so sure it was the same dead drunk?

  4. June 14, 2009

    There’s only one! It’s just California for gods sake! btw do you know lucy lawless is on Battlestar Galactica?

  5. heathen
    June 15, 2009

    I thought everyone in California was drunk and/or dead…?

    Also, yes. Lucy Lawless on BSG. I still have not seen the finale. It feels incomplete.

  6. June 15, 2009

    no, some of us are just surfing. and that doesn’t even count the alcoholic zombie surfers.

    I only started getting BSG DVDs (pdq!) a few months ago, never watched it on “broadcast.” We just finished season 3. so freaking cool… so here’s one I JUST MADE UP: where do trish helfer and lucy lawless go to get their hair done? A BEAUTY CYLON! oh man I am so the funniest person I ever met. then again I was raised by shadows in a big cardboard box.

  7. heathen
    June 15, 2009

    ?// nnnb mn Zzxxx /.,, b cv cv v vv b vv b vnmv n b b bn nn vn vv vb nm vnv bn///..llolollol

    The above was Augustus’ joke in reply. I especially enjoy that in these few short months he has picked up some Internet chatting lingo.

  8. June 16, 2009

    do you read the “overheard” sites – “.. in NY,” .. in the office”, etc? no lucy lawless, but pretty funny anyway…

  9. heathen
    June 16, 2009

    I have read the main one – overheard in NY. not in a while, though…I’ll have to go back and check out what I’ve been missing. 🙂

  10. June 17, 2009

    if dead means going to california, i will promptly get mahself dead. i wonder, if i were to bring my family would i have to kill them too?

    that explains a LOT of things.

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