Comments on: Breaking News! Edition

By: Elaine

Elaine — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:19:32 +0000

Thank you for saying it about Michael Jackson! Why anyone is celebrating that man is beyond me. I say good riddance. He was a monster.

And why his 3 kids are now being turned over to be abused by the same people who abused him as a child is even more beyond me. The American courts are so f’ed up when it comes to protecting children. And the American public is so f’ed up when it comes to celebrity. What does it matter if he sang a few good songs? HE WAS A CHILD MOLESTER!!!!! I think that overshadows a catchy tune.

Moving on.

Sanford is a complete and utter a**hole. I was pleased to read that he had one of his trysts with his mistress while traveling with his spiritual adviser. It is tragic that his 4 sons have a lizard for a father, however. But fortunately they seem to have an incredibly strong mom. I hope she can make up for what their dad has turned out to be.

Lastly, do you have any idea how sharp baby squirrel claws are? I volunteered at wildlife rescue during squirrel season and holy shit! I would not tuck one of those devils under my boob. Highly inadvisable.

By: fairydogmother

fairydogmother — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 13:28:48 +0000

Now I’m going to have to google the Obama family’s dog, which of course never would have happened in 1950. I hope you’re happy.

By: Bandobras

Bandobras — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 01:49:24 +0000

No this would not happen in 1950.
No squirrels popping out of a women’s shirts.
No women writing letters about birthing someone and signing it God.
No black/white/male/female/dancer/singers, paying 20 million hush money for molesting little boys. That was the priest’s job.
No SC governors going to hike the trail and ending up with a mistress in Argentina.
No 16 clerics ruling Iran.
Yes this would happen in the 50′s
Idiots discriminating against homosexuals, that is if there had been any homosexuals back then and I checked all the tv programs and nope there weren’t any.