Overheard: Elaborate Plan to Get Rid of Carson #427
3 May 2009
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My aunt is coming to visit later this month. She’ll be in town for a food blogger’s convention, but before it starts she wants to get together.
Should we make dinner over here? We can make some gluten-free schnitzel or some German pancakes or something.
Sure.
Also, maybe Carson will crawl into her purse and she won’t notice until she gets back home to Florida.
She’ll wonder why her bag is suddenly so heavy, but then she’ll think it is just because of the souvenirs she bought.
But really it’ll be the cat I sedated and tied up and put into her purse.
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LizzieLou and I have often remarked upon the need for feline bondage gear. No, of course not for the sort of activities often embarked upon by humans who purchase such for themselves and/or other humans, but for the clipping of toenails and administration of medication and such.
Their skin is just all . . . slippy, sure you know. Even when you’re holding onto them, you’re not REALLY holding onto them. Or just, kinda sorta. Not so they can’t keep moving and getting away from their pill, is my point here.
(Also, I’m really glad to hear there’s progress on the Dad Heart Front. Really really glad. :) )
What did Carson pee on this time (or is it ‘today’)?
Don’t you need to keep your cat in order to maintain your official lesbian status?
well, we have two others…I’ll have the check the bylaws and see if there is a minimum.
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Even this: poop. poop. poop.
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When you steal, a kitten breaks it's leg. True story.
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