Janie and I had our physicals a few weeks ago and, just to be efficient, they were back to back. We didn’t think much of being in the same room together during one another’s exam, but really only because we didn’t give it enough though beforehand. Our general physician also does our annual exams, those of the lady variety. We learned pretty quickly that next year we’re definitely not going to be in the room together for that. In fact, we’ll have separate appointments on different …

This week I watched the Real Housewives of NYC reunion with my parents who hadn’t ever seen the actual show. All my dad could say, every few minutes, was “Is this really how women are when they get together? Is this right?”
In retrospect, I should just have show him this animated version because it does a better job of explaining the entire show that I ever could.:

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Things have been so crazy lately. I feel like I’ve had no time to do much of anything but work, sleep, and play Mafia Wars on Facebook.
My father is recovering nicely from his heart surgery. He can now drive and lift ten pounds! He’s also been cleared to return to work part time, at his leisure. This is pretty exciting because my dad is so fucking bored sitting at home watching Rockford Files and walking around the block. This past weekend Janie and I went …

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Do you want to go ice skating?
Not right now.
No. Not now. But sometime. We could do a lot of drinking and then go skating.
I don’t know about that.  It sounds dangerous.
Yeah, it does sound like an ankle injury waiting to happen.