That’s what I said to Janie on the way to our doctor yesterday afternoon, after I’d spent the morning trying to recover from a pounding headache and several bouts of violent vomiting that included some blood.
Then I puked into an old brown paper bag while she drove over the Ballard Bridge. First I laughed at the horrible heaving noises I was making. Then I cried because I’d just thrown up in a brown paper bag in the car on the way to the doctor’s office.
Yesterday was not a …

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I know, I know.  Too many videos.   Today was my last day of ye olde jury duty and so I’m free to think about things other than how to appear crazy to the lawyers and judges so as to get out of jury duty.  Right now, however, I’m off to the Britney Spears concert, so this will have to do until tomorrow, when things are back to normal and maybe I’ll have something to say about how Britney Spears would get out of jury duty without even trying.

Also, if this …

While I’m enjoying jury duty, you can enjoy this horrifying birth simulator:

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