While Mother Nature sticks her middle finger up at everyone in Seattle and makes it snow like crazy, you can enjoy this awesome video of frozen people at Grand Central.
In other news, it’s April first! Happy April Fools! YAY!
I don’t have any elaborate pranks planned. Maybe when I get home I’ll break up with Janie, which I do every year. It hardly makes it worth it because she stopped crying a few Aprils back.
Maybe I’ll pull a fast one on Gus and when he thinks he’s crapping on the living room carpet, won’t he be surprise to find I’ve just moved all the furniture into the yard to make him THINK it was the living room carpet. HAHA. Take that!
By the end of April I will have spent 4 weeks cleansing my body and crying at the mere thought of a donut. I will post on my website every day, sometimes twice a day. I’ll read more and watch less Dancing with the Stars. Also, by the end of the month my dog will stop shitting on the carpet in the living room.