No Fooling

While Mother Nature sticks her middle finger up at everyone in Seattle and makes it snow like crazy, you can enjoy this awesome video of frozen people at Grand Central.

In other news, it’s April first!  Happy April Fools!  YAY!

I don’t have any elaborate pranks planned.  Maybe when I get home I’ll break up with Janie, which I do every year.  It hardly makes it worth it because she stopped crying a few Aprils back.

Maybe I’ll pull a fast one on Gus and when he thinks he’s crapping on the living room carpet, won’t he be surprise to find I’ve just moved all the furniture into the yard to make him THINK it was the living room carpet.  HAHA.  Take that!

By the end of April I will have spent 4 weeks cleansing my body and crying at the mere thought of a donut.   I will post on my website every day, sometimes twice a day.  I’ll read more and watch less Dancing with the Stars.  Also, by the end of the month my dog will stop shitting on the carpet in the living room.

4 Comments

  1. April 1, 2009

    by the end of april I will be thirty days older and 50 days tireder. I will learn to digest insoluble fiber, to cook with cardboard, and to hide things so the one-year-old can’t find them and break them. I will have broken up with myself three times but reconciled tearfully each time just for the makeup sex. I can’t watch less DWTS, but I will watch less of The Closer, if only because it’s on hiatus. Plus, I will use my slow cooker, though maybe only to hide things from the one-year-old.

    What an inspiring exercise! Wake me up next year and I’ll give it another shot.

  2. heathen
    April 1, 2009

    Bravo, Dan! You are an inspiration to us all.

  3. April 2, 2009

    crying at the thought of a donut? as in, weeping with sadness about the existance of donuts in the world, or crying as in i want that donut but i can’t have it?

    i haven’t seen dwts, but i got caught up in a antm marathon the other day (i’m like the only one on earth who hasn’t even seen it in the first place).

    i want to come live with gus. he’s the cutest.

  4. heathen
    April 2, 2009

    crying at the deliciousness that I am unable to have, yes, that’s the one.

    I cannot believe you had not seen ANTM. Seriously…WTF?

    Gus sends his regards…and asks that you come to Seattle for a visit so he can get to know you before making any final decisions on whether he moves or not.

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