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While I’m enjoying jury duty, you can enjoy this horrifying birth simulator:



  1. E's Mom
    April 8, 2009

    Oh My FUCKING GAWD!!! I am SO glad I was on Morphine for E’s birth.

  2. April 9, 2009

    Um. Whoa. I don’t even know what to say. I’ve seen more than my fair share of actual births (and, you know, even done it once myself) and this is SO MUCH MORE DISTURBING.

  3. linsey on jury duty using the psp
    April 9, 2009

    this is preciseley why janie will birth our babies.

  4. April 9, 2009

    you have the psp portable thing? i’m jealous. but not of your jury duty.

    i concur with martini mom but you know i can’t leave it at that.

    child birth is the most painful thing i’ve ever experienced physically but i swear on the holy bible as soon as i held that baby i FORGOT all about the pain.

    i was ready to have another one, in fact. as soon as i could. the love for him was more powerful than ANY other love i’ve ever felt, and on a much deeper level.

    the chemicals take over and your body kicks into auto pilot and it’s designed to release things to make you forget.

    i would watch birth stories obsessively while still pregnant and they scared the bahjeezus out of me but nothing went as i’d thought it would. every single birth is different.

  5. Robin O
    April 12, 2009

    You’re on jury duty? Well, I would imagine not TODAY. But, lately? (Are you reading this comment? It would seem I’m a little late.)

    Did I tell you about the time I got called for jury duty? I was excused for cause. By the judge. I didn’t even make it to the questioning by the lawyers. It was rather amusing, if also a little frightening, in the grand scheme of things.

    And, your new “please don’t steal in the name of our lord” footer is mighty funny too. Are you aware that anyone has stolen from your site yet? Peeps have stolen from one of mine, rather bizarrely so.

    Dang, we should talk. 🙂

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