Natural Harvest

Every once and again comes a product that, upon first glance, I imagine is a joke and then it turns out to be quite real. This is one of those moments. When I look at the cover of this book, I can’t help but think about how much Janie loves flan. Not this flan, though. No, not this one.


from the book description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.

Bon Appetit!


  1. Sherahahahahaha
    March 13, 2009

    Semen smells like bleach. Does this mean that when I smell that bleachy smell in restaurants, I’m really smelling semen being added to a dish?

  2. March 14, 2009

    I think I’m going to be sick. Seriously. That has to be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

  3. E's Mom
    March 15, 2009

    You know it’s really wrong when even I am completely disgusted by this. I have a really high tolerance for things, semen from time to time being one of them, but this is just plain WRONG.

  4. March 16, 2009

    that’s just fucked up. and wrong. really, really wrong.

  5. Mark
    June 6, 2009

    Oh, get over yourselves. If you don’t want it, don’t buy it. That’s how capitalism works.

  6. Spunky
    July 12, 2009

    Sperm is not so much tasty as it is arousing to swallow. Having the love of your lover inside yourself and seeing him go crazy as you do it!
    Killing is wrong. Stealing is wrong. But if something pleases all parties involved then it can’t be wrong.
    Don’t like it? Don’t do it! But I am not like you. I’m free to do anything I like. Free of all taboo and prejudice!

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