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1. Name our (male) dog Angel
2. Change my name to Samantha so people would refer to me as Sam, like Alyssa Milano’s character on Who’s The Boss
3. Become a neurosurgeon
4. Go to Stanford University
5. Play on the USA Women’s World Cup soccer team
6. Have a job that involved carrying a brief case and stamping things
7. Win that newspaper recycling contest
8. Live in an apartment above a store
9. Skip church and sit in the Sears parking lot eating Winchell’s donuts
10. Smoke a cigarette
11. Drink a beer
12. Wear a pigtail on the side of my head, like Chrissy from Three’s Company
13. Visit Africa, especially Tanzania and Kenya
14. Look at that dirty magazine my brother had hidden in his car
15. Grow whiskers so I could shave my face just like my dad
16. Buy either a red Pontiac Sunbird convertible or a red Fiero
17. Get paid to play Oregon Trail
18. Make out with Janet Jackson and Paula Abdul and then watch them in a dance-off
19. Become mute so I wouldn’t be called on in class
20. Raise an army of badgers
21. Get Janie to take her shirt off
22. Sing the songs that I want to sing
23. Tell that one guy what a butthole he was, push him to the ground and watch as my classmates laughed at him and then kicked him in the nuts.
24. Light fires
25. Touch a boobie