Natural Harvest
13 March 2009
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Every once and again comes a product that, upon first glance, I imagine is a joke and then it turns out to be quite real. This is one of those moments. When I look at the cover of this book, I can’t help but think about how much Janie loves flan. Not this flan, though. No, not this one.

from the book description:
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
Bon Appetit!



Semen smells like bleach. Does this mean that when I smell that bleachy smell in restaurants, I’m really smelling semen being added to a dish?
P.S. http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
I think I’m going to be sick. Seriously. That has to be the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.
You know it’s really wrong when even I am completely disgusted by this. I have a really high tolerance for things, semen from time to time being one of them, but this is just plain WRONG.
that’s just fucked up. and wrong. really, really wrong.
Oh, get over yourselves. If you don’t want it, don’t buy it. That’s how capitalism works.
Sperm is not so much tasty as it is arousing to swallow. Having the love of your lover inside yourself and seeing him go crazy as you do it!
Killing is wrong. Stealing is wrong. But if something pleases all parties involved then it can’t be wrong.
Don’t like it? Don’t do it! But I am not like you. I’m free to do anything I like. Free of all taboo and prejudice!
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please don’t steal
Copyright 2007-2011
All of it. Even that thing I wrote that time.
Even this: poop. poop. poop.
That's mine. I wrote it.
When you steal, a kitten breaks its leg. True story.
Thank you.
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