Dear Google Searchers (Vol. 1):
I don’t know how I’ve made it this far in life without ever seeing this. Thanks for the life saving tips!
“This could take a while…” Oh my, that’s hilarious!!
An old friend once told me, “Well, if he tries to put a move on you, just shit your pants — that always drives me away!”
I got a better idea. I want to carry one of those mini ninjas around with me and set them lose on anyone who attacks me. I know it left me defenseless.
It looks like it would fit in a backpack or purse.
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