I’d like to tell you something about myself

So, this morning a local radio station was interviewing Joan Cusack when one of the women mentioned that the number one on her top five of all time make-out list is John Cusack.  This got me to thinking about my special list, and so here it is, for your viewing pleasure.

The top five people of note that I would like to have make me a sandwich.  Without a shirt on.

  1. Terri Clark
  2. Salma Hayek
  3. Xena: Warrior Princess
  4. Antonia and Stephanie of Top Chef Season 4 (they would need to make that sandwich together)
  5. Jennifer Beals
  • Alternate: Tina Turner, as long as she sings Private Dancer at the same time.


In other news, did you know that beer is good for kids?  Me neither, but it must be true because, look:



  1. February 6, 2009

    what is it with xena? everybody loves her, i bet she eats babies and has bad garlic breath.

    my mom used to have some hippie friends that used to give their small child beer about once a week b/c they said it was “healthy”.

  2. February 8, 2009

    Is this the exciting thing you had to tell us? You’re becoming a brewmeister and setting up a travelling road show hawking beer to kids? I volunteer to be your audience shill. (PS: My grandpa used to give me beer when I was a kid, too. He also used to slip me the tongue when he kissed me).

  3. dah
    February 10, 2009

    I know who else is on that list and you’re too embarrassed to post the name.

  4. heathen
    February 10, 2009


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