I’d like to tell you something about myself

So, this morning a local radio station was interviewing Joan Cusack when one of the women mentioned that the number one on her top five of all time make-out list is John Cusack.  This got me to thinking about my special list, and so here it is, for your viewing pleasure.

The top five people of note that I would like to have make me a sandwich.  Without a shirt on.

  1. Terri Clark
  2. Salma Hayek
  3. Xena: Warrior Princess
  4. Antonia and Stephanie of Top Chef Season 4 (they would need to make that sandwich together)
  5. Jennifer Beals
  • Alternate: Tina Turner, as long as she sings Private Dancer at the same time.

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In other news, did you know that beer is good for kids?  Me neither, but it must be true because, look:

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4 Comments

  1. February 6, 2009

    what is it with xena? everybody loves her, i bet she eats babies and has bad garlic breath.

    my mom used to have some hippie friends that used to give their small child beer about once a week b/c they said it was “healthy”.

  2. February 8, 2009

    Is this the exciting thing you had to tell us? You’re becoming a brewmeister and setting up a travelling road show hawking beer to kids? I volunteer to be your audience shill. (PS: My grandpa used to give me beer when I was a kid, too. He also used to slip me the tongue when he kissed me).

  3. dah
    February 10, 2009

    I know who else is on that list and you’re too embarrassed to post the name.

  4. heathen
    February 10, 2009

    oooohhh…mean.

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