I’m keeping this as proof that Armageddon is coming.

Bank robbery downtown, possible bomb
Bank robbery in Wedgewood
Shooting in the Central District
Car prowler evading police runs onto freeway and gets hit by a car
Bicyclist run over by a van and killed in Ballard
Seattle police are called to capture a runaway puppy in a park
Seattle police rescue a wandering goat
A man was arrested on Capitol Hill for firing a high powered air rifle from his third floor balcony
Some men robbed a store on Capitol Hill
Three soldiers arrested in a rash of robberies near …

Something exciting is happening.  But I can’t say what it is, just yet.  I don’t want to jinx it.