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	<title>Comments on: This is serious.  Please watch so you, too, can defend yourself from an attacker.</title>
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	<description>too bad you&#039;re a whore</description>
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		<title>By: Bandobras.</title>
		<link>http://uncouthheathen.com/2009/02/20/this-is-serious-please-watch-so-you-too-can-defend-yourself-from-an-attacker/comment-page-1/#comment-6466</link>
		<dc:creator>Bandobras.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 13:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I got a better idea. I want to carry one of those mini ninjas around with me and set them lose on anyone who attacks me. I know it left me defenseless.
It looks like it would fit in a backpack or purse.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got a better idea. I want to carry one of those mini ninjas around with me and set them lose on anyone who attacks me. I know it left me defenseless.<br />
It looks like it would fit in a backpack or purse.</p>
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		<title>By: Debbie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Debbie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 05:26:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;This could take a while...&quot;  Oh my, that&#039;s hilarious!!  

An old friend once told me, &quot;Well, if he tries to put a move on you, just shit your pants -- that always drives me away!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;This could take a while&#8230;&#8221;  Oh my, that&#8217;s hilarious!!  </p>
<p>An old friend once told me, &#8220;Well, if he tries to put a move on you, just shit your pants &#8212; that always drives me away!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Sherahahahahaha</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sherahahahahaha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t know how I&#039;ve made it this far in life without ever seeing this.  Thanks for the life saving tips!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know how I&#8217;ve made it this far in life without ever seeing this.  Thanks for the life saving tips!</p>
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